School of rock

• thank you poughkeepsie! goodnight!
• yes of course i want my chicken in a bucket
• ugh my eyes, patty what do you want
• you woke me for that
• i am so sick and tired of being the guy everyone comes to for the money i owe them
• temping .
• he's a babysitter
• sweet comeback bro
• ned tell her! the battle of the bands is in 3 weeks, i need every penny i make!
• NOOO! would you ask Picasso to get rid of his guitar.
• ned help me man you can't have forgotten what i'm playing for! what happened to you. you used to be a bloodsucking, crossdressing incubus from maggot death
• yeah well maybe i don't wanna try it! NED! i've been sponging off you for years man. it's never been a problem before.
• so i shouldn't pay rent
• ned when i win the battle of the bands i will be rolling in benjamins and then i will pay your stupid rent and that is just the beginning
• ill be strumming my axe in a basement dive with my totally kick-ass band when an army of A&R men will arrange with pens and contracts in hand. and they'll whisk me away in a big black car and the record execs and the girls from pr, they'll know from the start what a major league star i will be just wait and see!
• when i climb to the top of mount rock and i'm there staring down from the heights with the crowd at my feet and a rock and roll mic standing in the blinding spotlight. i'll dive off the edge straight into a crowd that's screaming my name out loud! and the gates will unlock! at the top of mount rock.
• hey guys i've got some killer new material for the battle of the bands!
• WHAT! NO! you can't kick me out i created no vacancy!
• thanks for that doug, but you forgotten one little thing, the music! you know what screw you! screw you Mr snake, I don't need you I don't need any of you
• i'll be blowing out apms playing stadium shows on my soul out Galactic tour, and I'll blister the ears of the first thousand rows, and leave while they beg for more
• then I'll pop the champagne and the party will rage no brown M&Ms in my green room, backstage bigger than Hendrix and Clapton and Paige and the rest
• the all time best
• when I climb to the top of mountain rock, and I'm perched at the uppermost peak with a legion of groupies of duking it out for my chiseled rock God physique I'll scatter hit singles all over the land with my 12 Grammys in hand, and the fan boys will flock round the top of Mount Rock
• but Stanley I need this job I have to pay rent
• please! The doubters and the haters and the hipsters let 'em laugh soon I'll be begging for my roadies autograph. I know my time is coming we'll hopefully it's coming. I'm pretty sure it's coming any day once they hear me play
• Then the dreams that I had since the day I turned 10 will be finally coming true, and no one will call me a loser again, or tell me what I can't do.
• So I'll hold my head high and keep strumming those strings and grab any chance that my destiny brings and i'll rise, and I'll rise, and I'll rise on the wings of my eye belong
• and i'll climb rock and be part of that heavenly scene with Odin and Zeus on the base of the drums and Thor playing tambourine and Elvis and Janice and Kurt will appear and Hendrix will toss me a beer and we'll jam round the clock

  at the top of Mount rock

  at the top of Mount Rock

  at the top of Mount rock
• no no I don't want PPI there you go baby mommy loves you sleep. what do you want?
• no he's not here.
• what ever
• nine fifty a week
• do you know what I think he just came through the door

  hello-o anybody home?

  Oh hey Ned principal of Horace Green is on the phone

  well jumping Jupiter that's a really great establishment I really should take that call. Hello this is Ned Schneebly to whom am I speaking please through the door
• no hi, I'm Ned Schnebly, the substitute.
• up first things is there any chance of being paid upfront
• it would be really great if I could just get paid now in cash
• if you say so but no checks made out to Ned Schneebly OK everything made out to cash. tax purposes
• when is the end of the day?
• can I cut out a little early I had a few too many last night, and my head is like pounding, that is, if you don't mind ......... cool
• No worries with me if a kid gets out of line, I smack em real hard