Frogs

Cards (61)

  • “Should i tell one of the usual sir?”
  • Dionysus
    “whenever i go to the theatre and see one of these jokes, i come away with a year off my life
  • “Here am I, Dionysus son Of Flagon… and i am doing all the hard work”
    ”yes because i’m no walk-aholic”
  • “Why didnt i fight in that sea-battle , then i could tell you to bugger off”
    battle of Arginusae 406- slaves could receive manumission
  • Herakles
    ”who the…say what is all this?”
    ”look at that lionskin on top of your little yellow number”
    ”where on earth were you heading”
  • “ I was sailing with Cleisthenes”
  • desire “just a little one-the size of Molon” - TOPICAL HUMOUR
  • “Under underworld”
  • “ i need a good poet. Those that arent dead are dreadful”
  • “Euripides is a complete crook”
  • “I want the following, ports, bakeries, porn shops, rest areas”
  • ”the universal power of 2 obols”
  • “Happy bands of men and Women”…
    ”the initiates of the mysteries”
    ”they live right next to the road that goes straight to the gates of pluto”
  • ”it’ll cost two drachmas”
    ” too much…maybe we can come to an arrangement” proceeds to offer less than worth of 2 drachmas- 9 obols
  • “Who wants to go hell or damnation”
    ”oh, yes, me!”
  • “I dont carry slaves not if they didnt fight for their lives in that sea battle”
    ” i happened to have a bit of an eye infection at the time”
    "poor me what did i do this morning to deserve this"
  • “Your seats here fatty”
    ”stop being an idiot”
  • Melodies of swan frogs
    ”sweetest melodies”
  • “To hell with you coax, youre nothing but coax”
    "for i will co-ax all day if i must til i get the better of your co-ax"
  • “Priest save me- i’ll get you a drink after the show”
  • “Tunics turned brown”
    ”which god should i blame for my undoing”
  • “The old mens knees are flying, as they shake off the years”
  • “The politician who takes a bite out of a comic playwrights earnings when mocked in our traditional worship of Dionysus”
  • ”i’ve lots good Jokes to tell and much to say in earnest too”
  • “You disgusting, shameless, arrogant, brutal, totally brutal, most brutallest man”
  • ”you are the most cowardly of gods and men”
  • "Sophocles is completely easy going, wherever he is"
  • "a disgrace to their profession"
    • there is value and a significance to their work and effect of their work for Athens
  • H: "but its obviously complete and utter rubbish"
    D: " stick to what you know"
  • "what is the quickest route to the underworld? nothing too hot or cold"
    • demanding- prone to luxury
  • "alas poor me... which god should i blame for my undoing?"
    • paratragedy -
  • "yes it's you i am speaking to, stand aside from our mystic dance.... the rest of you start up the singing"
  • "you're dressed like Herakles now act like him"
  • " i'll just run off and get them"
    • bathos - anticlimactic
  • "you ridiculous fool, get up quickly before someone sees you"
  • "just look not Herakles but Xanthankles"
  • " i need a witness, i appeal to the gods"
  • "how could i be the son of Alcmene ? i, a slave and a mere mortal"
  • chorus to Xanthias
    "remember the god you've made yourself look like"
  • Parabasis
    • " a clever audience"