🎀♡ New Bimbotastic Me! ♡🎀

• Healthy food


  80% of diet
• Strawberry cake


  20% of diet
• How to talk


  • Like a Southern baby
• Never pay for alcoholic drinks unless it's 10 grand
• Never worry about getting a man
• Always find an excuse to tan
• Never work for a living, work for fun
• Don't be afraid to show a little skin everyday
• Lie that you don't know how to cook by saying you can only do simple recipes
• Same with reading and always ask for written instructions
• Share your shower routine online but don't share products
• Outfits


  • Pastel ruffled dresses with cowboy boots and headbands
• Hang out by the pool
• Love red lipstick
• Wear pink, pink, pink
• Points out obvious things
• Answers questions literally