Teechers

• swearing

  shurrup
• so what?

  you daft get
• nobody can do us

  we've not left yet
• oh god he's cracked

  shurrup
• well no more

  coz today we're off twagging it forever
• i dont feel average today, i feel top of the class. thanks to sir

  I never thought i'd be doing this, i hated drama, only took it for a doss about.
• hobby, always face the front

  I will do
• and speak up

  I will do
• all we want you to do is use your imagination

  coz theres not many of us
• and its called TEECHERS

  morning
• do you have any idea where 9IB is?


  when youre a hardnut and fifteen you always have to give the teachers a bad time. its oart of the rules of the game.
• we used to say anythiong to him

  and now theyve sent us a new teacher
• there was john frogett, who never worenany decent shoes

  Sally Wrenshaw
• no but we even gave miss bell a chance

  he's trying to be too smart. I hate it when teachers call you by your nickname
• everybody calls you hobby

  yeah b ut that's no reason why he should. he's new.
• og god it him, Dixon

  got him for tutor and drama
• they wouldn't let me do music, said i was too clumsy

  buy a tab off you at break
• get a chair i said in a friendly youth worker type tone

  whats he say?
• whats he say

  dunno
• whos he think he is?

  are you going to bio or are you twagging it
• it would be a good thiong to start with a very important person in the world of drama.


  yeah weve done it
• neighbors

  eastenders - hello arfur all right my love
• he was 16 going on 25

  when Oggy Moxon said 'S-H-I-T' you did
• as learning hebrew is hard then so am i

  even basford knows I'm rock, his cane wilts like an old sock.
• she might be but im not

  are you married sir?
• they ask us if weve got any table-tennis homework

  sir all the kids who go to that school are snobs. their dads drive big cars
• oh sorry i didn't mesn to say that

  mr basfords sons go there dont they
• brilliant

  do you like it at this school sir
• well i cant speak for mr basford can i

  sir, bell's gone
• have you got any kit?

  no sir
• please leave four pints of milk and a yoghurt this saturday

  its the only note i could get sir
• here ill leave it with you.

  Mr nixon?
• sir shes taken my partner

  sir i havent
• jeff?

  hey!
• i love him

  you don't.
• i was on his table for christmas dinner

  yeah but does he love you?
• snog him

  OOOOOOOOHHHHH youre not!
• you go in and buy us some cider

  why me?
• and i want to make sure we get in

  are you sure mr nixon's even gonna be at the dance?
• no my aunty works in a card shop, anyway its the thought that counts.

  so i went into the off liscense and bought us 2 bottles of cider - 2 ciders please, I GOT EM, I GOT EM