Not My Best Side

• "Not my best side, I'm afraid."
• "Poor chap"
• "(What, after all, are two feet To a monster?)"
• "I was sorry for the bad publicity"
• "why should she have me literally On a string"
• "Since I always rise again"
• "To show they were taking me seriously"
• "It's nice to be Liked, if you know what I mean"
• "So nicely physical"
• "lovely green skin, and that sexy tail"
• "He made me feel he was all ready to Eat me."
• "And any girl enjoys that"
• "What was he like underneath the hardware?"
• "acne, blackheads or even Bad breath"
• "Well, you could see all his equipment At a glance."
• "And a girl's got to think of her future"
• "I have diplomas in Dragon Management and Virgin Reclamation"
• "horse is the latest model"
• "You can't Do better than me at the moment"
• "Don't you want to be killed in and/or rescued In the most contemporary way?"
• "That sociology and myth have designed for you?


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• "What, in any case, does it matter what You want? You're in my way."