"The reader's eyeballs prick with tears between bath and pre-lunch beers."
Readers aren’t interested: They feel brief sympathy, and then move on.
Our sad reaction is restrained and short lived, sandwiched between pleasurable and relaxing events in our personal lives.
This is highlighted through the enjambment, “prick/with tears” indicating that their tears are momentary. The internal rhyme, “tears/beers” adds to the depressing cynicism he feels.