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• Denis is 16 billion years old
• Denis was born when the big bang happened
• Denis is a rat
• Denis's favorite food is rat meat
• Denis has committed at least a hundred crimes
• Denis is a stalker
• Denis has 20IQ
• Who is this?

  Denis

  
• What did Denis lie about?

  Her height
• What does Denis like to do in her free time?

  Dumpster diving
• Denis likes to vape
• Denis is broke
• Denis didn't win a Chick fil a gift card