Jack

• "When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring."
• "My dear fellow....dear boy"
• "(Gravely) In a handbag"
• "Never met such a Gorgon"
• "I could deny anything I liked, but my name has been John for years"
• "Why should there be one law for men, and another for women?"
• "I have no brother, that I never had a brother and that I don't intend to have a brother" ... "I knew I had a brother! I always said I had a brother!"
• "It is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth"
• "I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest"