Algernon

• One has a right to bunbury anywhere one chooses - Algernon
• The very essence of romance is uncertainty - Algernon
• A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it - Algernon
• "I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury" - Algernon
• "The truth is rarely pure and never simple" - Algernon
• "Absolutely no sense of moral responsility" -Algernon in reference to the lower class
• "I call that business" -Algernon when referring to marriage
• "Ill certainly try to forget the fact" -Algernon if he ever gets married
• 'Divorces are made in heaven'
• It is almost as bad as the way Gwendolyn flirts with you