Algernon

• "No sense of moral responsibility"
• "Divorces are made in Heaven"
• "The truth is rarely pure and never simple"
• "A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it"
• "Well I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner"
• "Did I give you this? It's very pretty, isn't it?"
• "I call that business" (the proposal to Gwendolen)
• "invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury"
• "well I don't like your clothes"
• "he was quite exploded"