Algernon

• "They seem, as a class, to have absolutely no sense of moral responsibility"
• "Divorces are made in Heaven"
• "The truth is rarely pure and never simple"
• "A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it"
• "Well I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner"
• "Did I give you this? It's very pretty, isn't it?"